How to Fully Represent Yo' Ass!

Aight. I is gonna take you through the art of representing yourself. First of all, let us start with the basics. How to stand like a homie. Lets say you is hanging out the shops. The last thing you is wanting is everyone to drive past and shout at you "Ha Ha! Look at that batty man!". That is because you is having to have a weak homie style. To stand like a true homie you is to consider these points:

1. Stand legs further apart than shoulder width.
2. Have arms folded, high up. Helps if you pull your shoulders up.
3. Look out through your nose. This will help to point your chin up.
4. Push your hips forward slightly. You know, like you is wanting the chicks to know you is up for it.

There are two ways to be folding your arms. One is how normal folks be holding them. The other is the B-boy way. It's more of a self-hug than a fold. The palms of your hands should be holding the back of you shoulders. (Back of the shoulder not the top! You is not wanting people to think you is trying to be Madonna).

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Walking dat Ass

You is to strut like a mutt. Take no prisoners. When it comes to the walk, that is your whole representing yo self. You is having to make yourself look like a man. Walk with pride. The limp is a good one but you is needing a good sense of rhythm to carry that one off. Just walk like someone shot you in one leg and you is still cool with it. You feeling me? Also a mobile phone is pretty handy, you don't have to use it. Just pretend. Remember this though, if you is seeing someone you know on the street:

1. Make them hold on a second before you is to say hello.
2. Tell your imaginary friend on the phone you'll catch them later.
3. Then greet your concrete homie with a big wassup or aight!
4. Don't forget the fat homie hand slap shake, don't leave home without it!!

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